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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via yourlocalpsychopath)

geniusorinsanity:

aka-hawkeye:



This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged.

geniusorinsanity:

aka-hawkeye:

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This is the greatest thing I have ever reblogged.

(Source: yungprxncess, via yourlocalpsychopath)

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl

(via thenitneverhastoend)

izabeau:

prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

My inner 12 yr is cryin rn.

(via yourlocalpsychopath)

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via kheled)

I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

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(via teamvillain)

twistic:

cancune:

radiogrimshaw:

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OH LORD

nothing is sacred on tumblr

(Source: michaelgclifford, via adventurer-in-my-wonderland)

darmani:

thatkilljoy:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see

(via adventurer-in-my-wonderland)

overnight-shipping:

somethingkarezirelated:

drjohnham1shwatson:

thewinchestersandthedoctor:

plotphii2h:

anneboleynvevo:

blisslovehappiness:

[INTERNALLY SCREAMING]

PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN
TWO WORLDS
ONE FAMILY

wait for it

we’re all waiting for that one person to show up..

he’ll be here just wait

wait for it

Heeeeeeere perchu perchu perchu…

overnight-shipping:

somethingkarezirelated:

drjohnham1shwatson:

thewinchestersandthedoctor:

plotphii2h:

anneboleynvevo:

blisslovehappiness:

[INTERNALLY SCREAMING]

PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN

TWO WORLDS

ONE FAMILY

wait for it

we’re all waiting for that one person to show up..

he’ll be here just wait

wait for it

Heeeeeeere perchu perchu perchu…

(Source: team-bear-arms, via adventurer-in-my-wonderland)

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

(Source: cute-decoration, via lowwbloods)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via superdoctorstarkidpotterlock)

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

(via clintbarttons)

automaton-extraordinaire:

zookeeperalice:

ladysomnambule:

schism-ism:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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You can click and drag to stab things on your dash

Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD

reblogging just so I can stab things

we are all sick

(Source: lnalloweentown, via crowley-is-moriarty-is-a-dalek)

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

(Source: avengersmarvelworld, via winchesters-take-221b)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via lowwbloods)